I just febrezed my crotch.
my crotch.
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I’ve had the same hair straightener since high school. Can I put that on my résumé?
Can I put that on my résumé?
Sext yourself.
yourself.
My chiropractor “Super Liked” me on Tinder. I see free adjustments in my future.
I see free adjustments in my future.
Do tweekers not need to take allergy meds? Cause that’s a huge pro.
Cause that’s a huge pro.
Instead of “who wore it best,” how about “they both look hot as fuck”?
how about “they both look hot as fuck”
Stop trying to make Rita Ora happen. It’s not going to happen.
It’s not going to happen.